ANAL CUNT LYRICS I Like It When You Die (1997) 1. You Keep A Diary 2. Recycling Is Gay 3. Just The Two Of Us 4. Your Band Is In The Cut-Out Bin 5. The Internet Is Gay 6. Technology's Gay 7. Bonus Track #3 1. You Keep A Diary YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU YOU, YOU KEEP A DIARY YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACE YOU'LL PROBABLY WRITE A BOOK ONLY ANOTHER ASSHOLE WOULD PUBLISH IT YOU DUMB, STUPID FAG 2. Recycling Is Gay YOU P.C. FUCKING FAGGOT WHY DON'T YOU THROW IT AWAY I'LL NEVER RECYCLE THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY RECYCLING IS GAY RECYCLING IS GAY RECYCLING IS GAY RECYCLING IS GAY MY GARBAGE CAN IS FILLED WITH PLASTIC, CANS AND GLASS IF YOU TELL ME TO RECYCLE I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS RECYCLING IS GAY RECYCLING IS GAY RECYCLING IS GAY RECYCLING IS GAY 3. Just The Two Of Us JUST THE TWO OF US WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY JUST THE TWO OF US YOU AND I JUST THE TWO OF US WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY JUST THE TWO OF US YOU AND I 4. Your Band Is In The Cut-Out Bin YOUR RECORDS COST $3.99 YOUR RECORDS COST $2.99 YOUR RECORDS COST $1.99 AND THEN IT GETS RETURNED YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO HALL AND OATS YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO THE COMMODORES YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO CAMEO YOU'RE A FUCKING HOMO YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN CUT-OUT BIN, CUT-OUT BIN, CUT-OUT BIN, CUT-OUT BIN YOU'RE IN THE RETURN LINE THEY DON'T TAKE BACK RECORDS UNDER $3.99 THEN YOU START TO FUCKING WHINE BUY A REAL ALBUM NEXT TIME 5. The Internet Is Gay YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY THE INTERNET IS FUCKING GAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, LOSER, QUEER, NERD, ETC. YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY 6. Technology's Gay HOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPUTER ... TECHNOLOGY'S GAY HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AT WWW ... TECHNOLOGY'S GAY I LOVE LOOKING AT THE STAR TREK WEBSITE, AND I EH ... TECHNOLOGY'S GAY LET ME FAX YOU MY E-MAIL ADDRESS ... TECHNOLOGY'S GAY 7. Bonus Track #3 YOU'RE LISTENING TO 85,3 FM AND YOU JUST HEARD MY TWO FAVORITE BANDS FILTER AND THE REFRESHMENS SHUT UP!